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pictures for my listing

07 Friday Aug 2015

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Uggh. Sugar daddy mail box check

18 Saturday Jul 2015

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Hello, hi, blah blah blah -don’t open this or you will die of boredom.

And Lulu : I’m a lady so move it along.

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Ouch

13 Monday Jul 2015

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Boobs out of control

09 Thursday Jul 2015

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I am wearing 2 bras today. Last night, at the gym, I changed into a suit and when I removed my bra : batteries fell out.

What else is hiding in my cleavage?
#boob #breast #bra

Bra shopping

12 Friday Jun 2015

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Is such a pain when you are… gifted.

I just want cute bras!

Good morning

11 Thursday Jun 2015

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I feel strongly that the nicest thing that could happen to you today, is to see me smile. You’re welcome.

Hole in my soul , er sole.

22 Friday May 2015

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The Royal Slipper has worn out.
Ugh.
Feel free to. donate to my shoe fund via PayPal.
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Advice to Slut Shamed Bachelorette

21 Thursday May 2015

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Sleep with all of them
One at a time
Or in pairs
I’ve heard groups can be fun
The one not in action can go make you a sandwich

Or don’t touch one of he has cooties
Or you are not attracted to him

Take care of your body and protect yourself from disease.

It is your body
Do you please

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bachelorette-producers-accused-slut-shaming-797276?facebook_20150520

No.

07 Thursday May 2015

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Paint and hair gel look too much alike for my safety.

Hair removal

18 Saturday Apr 2015

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I am busy. There are 3 different parties the I am supposed to attend today. My weekend and Monday and possibly Tuesday is packed with fun and adventure…because I deserve fun adventures.

Taking this into account, I planned an extra 10 minutes for my self care this morning. I did not want to be stubble filled or prickly so I used Nair: a hair removal cream.

It smells like "old man armpit". Oh my nose…could it stink any more than it’s acrid stench does? Are there strong enough soaps and lotions to mask the scent? Why am I having a flashback to my early thirties and my Sugar Daddy phase?

Goodness.

Am I really the descendant of Sasquatch? Where did all this hair come from that keeps rolling off of me?

Also, I seem to have burned a hole in the tender translucent skin high on my thigh. What the heck?

I must remember to remind my friends that should I fall into a coma, one of them should occasionally pluck and shave me so we know which side is up!

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