1. Eliminate anyone who looks like a Douchebag… you know who you are, "sunglasses on the back of your neck while hugging a tiger guy".
2. If I want to put check you in the face…you have to go.
3. Decapitated arms or body parts of other women? Move on down the road!
4. Do I want to see your ". O face"? Yes? You’re a keeper. No? Go away
I love @TessHoliday and have loved @torrid for years…
But I swear I need a Go Fund Me to buy underwear.
I’m not addicted:I just need a pair every day.
Reading about Tess’s modeling gig (hey, need a short, round , big busted model next? I’m right HERE, already in Southern California! ), inspired my undies purchase.
Now I am poor.
I am swiping left on anyone whose picture makes.me want to punch them in the face.
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