Are you “Forever Alone” and tired of prying eyes trying to fix you up or pitying you for your relationship status?

Here is everything you need to pretend you have a girlfriend. Play the video into your voice mail and “accidentally” listen to it around your friends. Print and frame the photos.

And of course, you can always call me and I will be your girlfriend for a while.

I am a sucker for hosiery and especially love taboos like fishnets. However fishnet can hurt.
1. Put on Spanx or other foundation garments with thigh coverage. You’re going to want to sit down and not feel (or look) like you’re sitting on a cheese grater.
2. Wear cotton peds or small socks. These keep your toes from escaping the netting and sticking out. It also puts a layer of protection between your feet and tiny ropes.
3. Wear your stocking
4. Don’t pluck the strings like a banjo!

1. look her in the eyes
as you step in
2. slide your hand to
the back of her neck
3. move fingers up &
under the back of her hair
4. close fingers and gently
tug her hair back
5. smile
6. lightly graze your lips
over hers.
7. pull your face back
and look at her
8. get back in there
and kiss naturally
9. pick her up off the floor

Good night and Angels speed to #MikeHunter who never believed he could be loved and missed as much as I miss him right now.
Also, as I text the family to tell them about food on their steps, I am feverently hoping they dont read the entire thread and fins all the pictures we sent back and forth

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I have cleaned out my old blog and am starting fresh.

To keep me entertained at work – here is my NOT SAFE FOR WORK site about my kinky clients.

Stay tuned for recaps of my conversations and opinions.