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Dear man,
You are the full package: wonderful, smart, handsome and a terrific person.
You are exactly who I would want to spend an evening with. However, I am (circle as applies)
| Married | A Member of Celibate Clergy |
| In a committed relationship | Gay |
| Bitter and have sworn off all men (“mancation”) | Geographically Undesirable (too far from you) |
| Of an Inappropriate Age Range | Other : _______________________ |
Do not be sad. This certificate allows us to have that date.
Please have an excursion with Princess 12 Toes (Sonya) and take her on the date I wish I could have with you. I will ask her for details and live vicariously through her. My gift to you is a wonderful adventure with a woman who, while not as amazing as I am, is a close approximation.
Reach her at HookeronPhonics@gmail.com
Princess 12 Toes 