You are the full package: wonderful, smart, handsome and a terrific person.
You are exactly who I would want to spend an evening with. However, I am (circle as applies)
|Married||A Member of Celibate Clergy|
|In a committed relationship||Gay|
|Bitter and have sworn off all men (“mancation”)||Geographically Undesirable (too far from you)|
|Of an Inappropriate Age Range||Other : _______________________|
Do not be sad. This certificate allows us to have that date.
Please have an excursion with Princess 12 Toes (Sonya) and take her on the date I wish I could have with you. I will ask her for details and live vicariously through her. My gift to you is a wonderful adventure with a woman who, while not as amazing as I am, is a close approximation.
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