I am always losing something.
Currently I am missing 2 lockets and my wallet. A 5 inch long, 2 inch wide, wallet.

So I called @CapitalOne to cancel my ATI card and they ask me to punch my p.i.n. into the phone keypad.

It took two tries before I realized my mistake.

Is it bedtime yet?

I promise that I’m nice to people just because it is fun for me to talk to strangers.

The perks are pretty nice though.

So thank you to the handsome young man who was restocking the kiosks. He gave me 5 free movie rental coupons.

Wonder Woman Underoos? Yes, please! At a hot Topic!

Dear man,

You are the full package: wonderful, smart, handsome and a terrific person.

You are exactly who I would want to spend an evening with. However, I am (circle as applies)

Do not be sad. This certificate allows us to have that date.

Please have an excursion with Princess 12 Toes (Sonya) and take her on the date I wish I could have with you. I will ask her for details and live vicariously through her. My gift to you is a wonderful adventure with a woman who, while not as amazing as I am, is a close approximation.

Reach her at HookeronPhonics@gmail.com

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I am pouring 14 ounces of Cinnamon coffee (Death Star Style: large, on the dark side amd strong enough to kill a planet) and listening intently to Tiffany when she stops talking.
I out down my cup just as arms wrap around my waist and a bearded chin appears on my shoulder to kiss my cheek.

With a greeting like that:who needs sugar in their coffee?

How did I not notice him coming up to me?

Holiday special!
Can’t get a girl? Are you tired of answering get questions about your love life with the sound of crickets?

Here is your chance, for $49.99 you can rent your very own imaginary girlfriend, complete with handwritten notes and a personalized voice mail!

Details coming soon!

My hit pink underwear keeps rolling down

For my one friend who wamts.to try new things, get messy, and Ms Frizz her life…
Here is a list of stuff to try
http://www.timeout.com/los-angeles/things-to-do/things-to-do-in-la-25-weird-and-fun-ways-to-explore-los-angeles

By far the best passive pass time while I’m texting with friends.